Welcome to my dogblog. I am Juniper-Berry Gladiolus K., supermodel. Regular visitors will benefit by their exposure to my insightful commentary on a multitude of topics relating to the arts and my various fascinating pastimes. My goal, dear reader, is to sharpen your mind by sharing with you my erudition and aesthetic discernment. I congratulate your decision to cultivate yourself through your devotion to this blog. Well done!
Most of my readers, I assume, will be primates. For that reason, I will address this blog to the benighted bipeds of this worldwide electronic interpack. To my canine readers: thank you for bearing with me, and -- as you always do -- for forgiving the bipeds their lack of awareness; you are not the lowest common denominator to whom I am speaking down.
Through this blog, I expect to share my thoughts on subjects including (but not limited to)
- poker and other parlour games
- graphic literature: history and contemporary trends
- the visual arts, especially oil painting
- mathematics and the physical sciences
- surf music and religious ecstasy
- meat snacks and cheese
Like any dog, I take a keen interest in poker, and place a high value on its utility in binding the pack together through friendly competition and challenge. In the next entry, I will reveal to you some surprising truths about the game of poker. This entry will commence a wide-ranging exploration of parlour games in general. I envy you for the delight with which you will devour the first bowl of brain-victuals that I will serve on this virtual kitchen floor, The Juniper Daily Dogblog.
-JBGK
